You a nice man, yes?

In 2008, his search-engine optimization project took in $3,000; four years later, it had grown to $24,000. The introduction of Alexa and her voice-activated sistren opened up the theretofore underserved nontyping market, in particular the kind fond of shouting things like “Poop in my fingernails!” at the computer. by the Toilet Bowl Cleaners, currently has over 4.4 million streams on Spotify alone.

I missed my calling in life. This is great and this guy was so ahead of the game.

Why Did This Guy Put a Song About Me on Spotify? The answer involves a remarkable — and lucrative, and ridiculous — scheme to game the way we find music today./